Me: I wanna get some plants for my window planter. Will need some plants which can withstand heat, cos I am planning to put them at the balcony, but no direct sun, only morning sun.
Man: We have many, look around
ME: OK. (Man was following me wherever I went). I quite like these white leaves, would they be a good choice?
Man: Yeah. Sure. You want? How many?
Me: 2 please.
Man: Where are you from?
Me: Malaysia. What are these tiny flowers called?
Man: Verbenas. Where is that?
Me: Err (thinking how to answer…) In Asia, between Singapore and Thailand
Man: Asia? That’s very far away!
Me: Yeah (with a weak smile). Are these plants easy to take care?
Man: Yeah, they grow fine. So are you here for college? University?
Me: (Hoping he would fark off now!) No. I don’t do anything here.
Man: So why you come to Houston?
Me: My bf came here, so I followed. What are these plants called?
Men: Marigold. Is your bf American?
Me: No, he’s British
Men: So you are European?
Me: (WTF?!? Since when a Malaysian dating a British would make her European?!?!?) No, I am Malaysian. He’s British. These daisies aren’t too nice, do you have them in other colour?
Men: Yes, this way. You know, American women are no good
Me: Err… Ok. Where are the daisies?
Men: Here, few colours for you to pick from. I had an American wife for 8 years. She does not do anything around the house. She spends my money, I got her a car to get around but she’s not happy. She left me. All she wants was to party
Me: Err… ok. Sorry to hear that (Leave me alone! I don’t wanna hear your life story. I am only here to buy plants)
Men: Do you believe in fortune telling?
Me: (Gosh! What now?) A little. Can I have that yellow daisy please. I want 2 of those.
Men: Here you go maam. I went to a Tarot card reader. She told me my wife will come back to me soon. And when she comes back this time, she will be a changed person. She won’t wanna party anymore, she will be nice.
Me: Ok. That’s good. I think I’ll go to the other side to look at more plants. I’ll be ok on my own. I’ll ask for assistance if I need any (ran off quick!)